People said it’s impossible to make a game about standing in line. Those people are stupid. And possibly fictional. In any event, we did the impossible and created the ultimate queue-based game. Just to be clear, we’re not talking about your grandpa’s orderly lines picking up milk at the Piggly Wiggly. Queuepidity is more like a cross between Death Race and getting on a Southwest Airlines flight.
queue—(n) line or sequence of people awaiting their turn
stupidity—(n) behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgment
cupidity—(n) greed for money or possessions
QUEUEPIDITY—coming soon to a line near you. You probably hate waiting in long lines. This game will be your catharsis.